University life is stressful AF!
The academic stress may be hard, but having a crazy roommate makes it harder. Running off campus to escape the drudgery of school hostels doesn’t save you from roommates except you live alone. If you have lived in any hostels, chances are you’ve come across any of the following roommates:
1. The Spirikoko
These are the ones that will wake up in the middle of the night to fire prayer and disturb your sleep. They will even invite their church members over to continue service on Sunday.
2. The Party Rider
This one knows all the latest dance steps, clubs and where the hottest parties are at. They are usually snazzy dressers too.
3. The Anywhere Belle face
This type of roommate is the one that will fake sleep in anybody’s room till food is ready and they are suddenly awake, ready to eat. They are ready to eat anywhere. Their bellies basically control them.
4. The Borrow pose
Always broke, they just like to borrow and will never buy. The borrow pose roommate will borrow your clothes, shoes and bags. They will even go as far as borrowing vegetable oil, seasoning, tooth paste and more from the neighbours.
5. The ones on Ghost Mode
Your roomie is so low-key that people assume you live alone. They’re only seen once in a blue moon.
6. The DJ wanna be
This is the roommate that thinks he/she is a DJ Spinall. This roomie is forever playing music when there is light and disturbing the neighbours. When there is no light, they switch to playing music on their phone. They know the latest jams and always have headphones tucked around their person.
7. FFOs aka the Foodie
This roomie is the one that likes food to heaven and back. They will do anything for food and are often good cooks. Having this type of roommate means you will enjoy delicious food.
8. The Always Tired AF roomie
This roomie is always lying down and acting like they are dying. They are just lazy and want someone to do everything for them.
9. The Expo Masters
These are the blockheads that will never read but are always ready to find time to dub all the answers on a piece of paper to take into the examination hall.
10. The follow-come roomie
This roomie is not one person. They always have someone else attached to them. Like this roomie will move in with you, within a few weeks, another of their friends will show up to join you guys.
11. The Adele wanna be
This roommate just likes to sing. They usually think they sound like Adele but sound more like Agberos.
12. The football expert
All this one knows is football. They can argue about football from now till tomorrow. They are only around when there is no football match showing anywhere.